pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

"Women and men had to find ways of attracting each other and letting somebody else know, that was acceptable. And an awful lot of this would have happened on the dance floor. Dancing was absolutely central to their society in terms of finding a good husband and a good wife. The fact that it´s difficult to talk to someone who you´re in love with is brilliantly highlighted in the etiquette of Austen´s period.”

spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

3freefromlimits:

lt-laularryaddict:

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

the cat’s face…

this never gets old

3freefromlimits:

lt-laularryaddict:

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

the cat’s face…

this never gets old

thedoctorloves221b:


“Lord of the flies”

How did you even

thedoctorloves221b:

“Lord of the flies”

How did you even

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

f-ili:

joyfullycatholic:

The Tolkien nerd is me is TOTALLY geeked that I got to see the desk where JRR Tolkien drafted LOtR and wrote The Hobbit. Asdfghjkl;

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aryeo:

My new hero, Esther Quek.

A fearless lady in the fashion world, Esther Quek is a distinguished fashion director and stylist, renowned for her effortless take on glamour and menswear.

A woman renowned for her take on menswear. Loving every minute of it.

bofur-of-ered-luin:

The Hobbit + LOTR // same place 60 years later